"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
oh my god it is
long distance relationships
This made me laugh louder than it should
Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.
driver roll up the partition please
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
The Lizzie Bennet Diaries + text posts