meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck

(Source: ilannister)

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd)

tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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almondmilkpapi:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

(Source: subtubitles)

tagged as → #me at work

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

(Source: hullodearie)

elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

  • men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
  • women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.

thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

  • me: *sleepy all day*
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dailymurf:

heliotrooper:

AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE

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dailymurf:

heliotrooper:

AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE

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(Source: moosekleenex)

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just